Quote to Quote

[Shurley]

"New rule: You steal my baby, you get punched!"

 

[Death]

"Oh, hey. Least my baby made it. Hey. Hey! What -- I feel sick. I'm gonna be sick. I want to go home. I feel like this whole place is bad-touching me."

 

[Shurley]

"I'm gonna throw up."
It works better when seen, not read

Spoiler: GIF

 

[Death]

" Cure a demon. Okay, ignoring the fact that I have no idea what that actually means, if we — if we do this, you get better, right? I mean, you stop trying to cough up a lung, and, and, and bumping into furniture? "

 

[Shurley]

"And it is written that the first demon shall be the last seal."

 

[Death]

"Were you able to read anything else off the tablet before you stashed it?"

 

[Shurley]

"Where is the angel tablet, Castiel?"
"In the words of a good friend...BITE ME!"

 

[Death]

"Eat me, Dean"

 

[SwanSong]

"What the hell is kale?"

 

[Joan the Vampire Slayer]

"Yet another reason to stay away from salads." - Dean

 

[Death]

Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich or a fight.

 

[Shurley]

"I learned that from the pizza man."

 

[Death]

This is very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?

 

[Death]

Sorry I'm dragging a little ass today, boys. Had quite the night last night. (He turns to look at them.) Lots of sex, if you catch my drift.

Couldn't find the quote I was thinking of from Gabriel, but it'll work just as well!

 

[SwanSong]

"But you can't. You only care about your pleasure. Your story. Well, I guess that makes you the villain."

 

[Death]

“Have you never mused upon the fact that you are living my life in reverse? My story began when I killed my brother, and that's where your story will inevitably end.”

 

[SwanSong]

Me and my brother - my Lucifer - when we fought in my world, we thought that God would come back. Give us answers. Why he'd gone, what we'd done. But instead, you know what happened?

 

[Death]

“Lucifer is the father of our race. Our creator. Your God may be a deadbeat, but mine...mine walks the earth.”

 

[SwanSong]

"I was a son. A brother, like you. A younger brother. And I had an older brother who I loved. Idolized, in fact. And one day, I went to him and I begged him to stand with me, and Michael... Michael turned on me. Called me a freak. A monster. And then he beat me down. All because I was different. Because I had a mind of my own. Tell me something Sam, any of this sound familiar?

 

[Shurley]

"Think of a million random acts of chance that let John and Mary be born, to meet, to fall in love, to have the two of you. Think of the million random choices that you make, and yet how each and every one of them brings you closer to your destiny. Do you know why that is? Because it's not random. It's not chance. It's a plan that is playing itself out perfectly. Free will's an illusion, Dean. That's why you're going to say yes."